Why Cats Are Better Than Dogs

Meow! It's Charlie. Why are cats better than dogs you may ask. There are many, many, many reasons, but a few are listed below.

1. Dogs Work

While dogs are out and about in the world finding missing people and solving crimes, we cats lay around and sleep all day. Which sounds more relaxing?

2. We’re Prettier

Generally speaking, cats are fluffier and softer than dogs. Our fur is much nicer. And we have prettier markings.

3. We’re Gentler

Most dogs like to jump and play and run (read: Jett). Cats like to nap and lay on the couch while you watch a movie.

4. Cat Puns

I can’t think of any pawesome dog puns, but I know many purrfect cat puns.

5. We Have Toe Beans

Dogs have big rough pads with thick claws. Have you ever seen a cat’s foot? We have adorable feet with retractable claws. Mom thinks my feet are like little adorable cotton balls on top with itty bitty pink jelly beans on the bottom. I think Mom needs to get a life.

Thanks for reading! Do you think cats are better than dogs? Of course you do! Leave a comment down below confirming that. Chow!