How to Wash a Cat

Woof woof! I'm Jett, Charlie's sisfur! Today I'm going to be teaching you how to wash a cat!

Note: This is not original. I am not taking credit for this as I found it online.

Step 1: Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

Step 2: Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

Step 3: In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

Step 4: At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this!

Step 5: Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ‘Power-Wash’ and ‘Rinse’.

Step 6: Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no pedestrians between the bathroom and the front door.

Step 7: Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

Step 8: The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

Step 9: Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Thanks for cleaning my water bowl,

Jett