Signs Your Slave is Broken

Meow! It's Charlie. Today I'm going to tell you some signs that your slave might be broken. If your slave has done one or more of these, you might want to consider sending them to the vet.

1. They talk back to you.

Regardless of how much they try to talk in Cat, humans don't actually know how to speak Cat. If they regularly talk to you in Cat there may be something wrong with them. Studies have shown that 76% of all slaves try to speak Cat. Chances are that your slave(s) have tried as well.

2. They put you on a diet.

Humans are so stupid that they think they know what is best for us. HA! The idea is simply laughable. If your human has or is putting you on a diet you need to immediately call the vet. They must be broken!

3. They have more nicknames than you can count.

If you can't count all of the nicknames your human has given you on your toe beans, then something may be wrong! Take extra notice if the nicknames are embarrassing. Which most are.

4. They are extremely needy.

While it is expected that your slave will want to touch your plush fur, boundaries need to be set. They need to know you aren't always in the mood for being stroked, or that you have other responsibilities (such as napping, supervising, eating, napping, or blogging) and do not always want to be pet. Other times you may just want to be left alone.

I think I need a new slave. My human does all of these. I suppose I should go make a flyer for hiring a new slave.

Thanks for reading! Chow!