How To Fool a Human

Meow! Because it is April 1st, today I'm going to teach you how to fool a human. There are just so many ways!

Charlie: If you give me a can of tuna everyday for the next eight weeks I'll teach you to speak Cat.

Mom: DEAL!

Charlie: We'll start with the basics: ME-OW. Spelled "Meow".

Mom: Right, what does "Meow" mean?

Charlie: EVERYTHING. Now feed me tuna.

Mom: YOU SNEAKY LITTLE [words of profanity are not included in Cats Walk]!

Charlie: MWAHAHA

Charlie: I caught a mouse! Guess where I put him!

Mom: Wow, you usually don't do anything productive! Ok, the porch?

Charlie: Nope try again.

Mom: Charlie, I'm about to leave. Where did you put it?

Charlie: I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with "your sride."

Mom: You put it in my car?? How did you even get the door open?

Charlie: No you ungrateful creature, I put it OUTSIDE!

Mom: Oh.

Mom: Charlie, there is a moth in the bathroom. I know you love to catch them. Could you please come get it?

Mom: Charlie please, it is going to get away.

Mom: Charlie you know I don't like moths. They are like creepy butterflies!

Mom: Charlie??

Charlie: Charlie is gone. You're next. Love, Moth

Mom: WHAT

Thanks for reading! I hope you enjoyed learning how to trick your slave! Chow!