Songs (Probably) About Cats
Meow! It's Charlie. Based off of these song titles, I'm going to guess what these songs are about!
Setting The World on Fire was written by an angry cat who didn’t get their treats. I know this because all cats have had the thought of setting the world on fire. Don't make us mad.
Do You Mind is probably about cat who is upset that their owner is in their spot, or maybe they won’t pet them exactly right.
It’s so obvious that the song Starving was written by a poor cat who was deprived of food. Their owners probably put them on a diet of two kibbles less a day. Two kibbles!
Sit Still Look Pretty was also written by an angry cat whose owner took wayyy too many photos of them..
Playing Dead was probably written by a dog whose owner taught them to, well, play dead.
Needed Me was probably written by a cat who was upset with their owners and hid or ran away. Then their owner was so depressed and lonely and realized that they needed their cat!
Send My Love To Your New Lover was clearly written by a cat (who knows what sarcasm means) whose owner went and played with another cat.
Cold, Cold Heart was most likely written by a cat whose owner put them on a diet. Their owner has an ice cold heart.
I Will Survive is most likely by a cat who is also on a diet (are you noticing a pattern here? You humans should really just not put us on a diet. Although if you didn’t you couldn’t listen to our pawsome music because we’d be too busy eating.)
Bird on the Wire - do I need to describe this one? It’s about an indoor cat who was looking out the window one day, and saw a bird on the electrical wire that runs on the top of people’s houses.
Thanks for reading! What do you think these songs are about? Leave a comment below! Chow!