Funny Animal Stories
Meow! It's Charlie. Today I'm going to be sharing some funny animal stories I found on the Internet. Just a note, these are not mine and I am not taking credit for them, they are from http://www.fmylife.com/animals?page=0#top
Today, I woke up to a loud bang. Thinking someone had broken in, I grabbed my hunting knife and ran downstairs, only to find my TV on the floor, completely destroyed, and my cat casually sitting next to it without a care in the world.
Today, my dog brought me his squeaky toy to throw for him. I went to throw it down the hallway but it hit the door and bounced about a foot in front of him. He just stared at me for a minute like I was dumb, then took it to my boyfriend to throw. I disappoint even my dog.
Today, I screamed at a taxi driver to not run over a hedgehog. He got a fright and ended up pulling over. I hopped out and ran to the middle of the road to pick up the hedgehog and leave him on the grass by the path. As I got closer and went to pick up said hedgehog, I realized it was a pinecone.
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family.
Today, my cat used my head as a springboard and ripped my earring out with her claw.
Today, after missing my flight and being stuck on the other side of the globe, I received a call telling me that the "male, neutered" kitten I adopted 7 months ago is now pregnant.
Today, I saw my new pet fish completely missing the food at the bottom of his tank and sucking up the little rocks instead. My last dog died from eating rocks. I think I'm doomed to have insanely stupid pets.
Today, I farted so loud that my cat thought that I was growling at him, and bit me in self-defense.
Today, I was checking my kitten's neutering stitches when he farted so hard that a stray piece of cat ****[poop] shot out and hit me in the eye.
Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction.
Today, while at the supermarket, I came back to one of my car windows smashed in. Apparently, the stuffed animal my son left in the back seat looks like a dehydrated dog.
Today, I was woken up by my dad and my dog barking at each other, and my dad yelling, "I am the Alpha male!"
Thanks for reading! I hope you guys enjoyed this post - I definitely did! Chow!
