What To Call Mama

Meow! It’s Charlie. If you’ve seen my Instagram recently, you’ll know that my best friends (Samuel, Pussolini, and Middy) and I are in Ancient Egypt right now (coming back to modern day on the 28th). I found a spot that my phone worked and had an amusing conversation with one of my Meowmy’s friends.

Meow!

Hello! Onyx? heyy

No, it's Charlie. Onyx says Meow meow! Get your cats right.

XD Are you back from Egypt?

No, I found a spot that my phone works - has 2016 broke yet?

Nice! Nope haha.

Huh, I thought for sure it would break when I left. Life must be so broken and sad without me.

XD A little sad. Missed you Charlie.

Is Meowmy sad I'm gone?

Yeah. Meowmy misses you.

She isn't your Meowmy. She is my Meowmy.

But she's your meowmy. What else am I supposed to call her...

Don't call her Meowmy.

But she's your Meowmy, obviously not mine, but still.

Exactly, which is why you can't call her Meowmy. You have to call her something else.

Okay, Humom? You call her that lot.

No no no. She is my HuMOM. She isn't your mom.

Human?

But that sounds so weird and plain...

Fine.....your owner?

OWNER?? PLEASE, I own HER.

Then what am I supposed to call her Charlie?!

Forget it!

:( sorry Charlie.

It's okay :) I better go, I see the slaves coming back with fish!

XD. Enjoy! Bye.

Chow!

Which brings me to the question - what are other humans supposed to call our modern day slaves? I guess maybe Charlie’s human?

Thanks for reading! Make sure to check out my furriends on Instagram:

Charlie (me!) - @charliecat1224 - https://www.instagram.com/charliecat1224/

Samuel - @samuel_j_bonkers - https://www.instagram.com/samuel_j_bonkers/

Pussolini - @pussolini_the_fat_cat - https://www.instagram.com/pussolini_the_fat_cat/

Middy - @middythekittyncrew - https://www.instagram.com/middythekittyncrew/

Chow!