Cat Complements and Insults

Meow! Hello everypawdy! Hehe, I love puns. It's Charlie. So today I'm going to be teaching you how to complement and insult a cat!

Complements:

You look so fluffy today!

So fluffy!

So cute and cuddly!

Your coat is so shiny and smooth!

You're purrfect!

I want to spend six more lives with you!!

Insults:

You're acting like a dog!

You dog!

You're cubby!

You are not fluffy, you are just fat.

You are almost out of lives.

Your coat is dull and rough.

Hairballs are gross!

That last one is the worst. Don't you think we know hairballs are gross? Don't you think we would prefer NOT to throw up hair?? We just can't help it. Please just try not to point it out.

Thanks for reading! Chow!