Personality Test (part two) and Funny Stories

Meow! It's Charlie. I am very upset because when I logged back on to finish the quiz, the questions were in a different order. All the questions I was going to answer in this post, were all mixed in with the questions from last time. I'm sorry guys, but I'm not going to put myself through trying to fix that. If there is something in particular you guys want me to write about, leave it in the comments section below!

To cheer you up, why don't I share some funny stories? (Courtesy of fmylife.com)

Today, while in deep sleep, I was suddenly awoken by a tickle on my face and nearly threw my cat off the bed. Apparently, 4 a.m. Is the perfect time to touch noses with your human.

Today, I argued with my dog for ten minutes because she refused to go outside and pee.

Today, my cat used his expensive new bed for the first time since he got it last month. He used it as a litter box.

Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty.

Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house.

Today, I turned on my furnace when I got home from work for the first time this season. Only problem? Cats. Our kitten Norman has never heard a furnace in his life and Noel has just forgotten what a furnace sounds like. Both cats are terrified and won't stop yelping. I just want to sleep.

Today, my cat loves to chase birds. In fact, he loves it so much, he ran out of the litter box mid-poop to chase one, forcing me to wipe his [butt].

Thanks for reading! Chow!