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Goose Water Fiasco

Meow! It's Charlie. I don't even know HOW Lily got herself into trouble this time.

Sparkles: What are you up to?

Lily: DRUNK, WHAT ABOUT YOU?

Sparkles: DRUNK?? How are you drunk??

Lily: DRANK GOOSE WATER. TASTED LIKE FIRE.

Sparkles: OMG THAT WAS BEER!!

Lily: CAN’T STOP GOING TO THE BATHROOM

Sparkles: Did you throw up?

Lily: YAH, THAT TASTED LIKE FIRE TOO. AM I TURNING INTO A DRAGON??

Sparkles: No, stay put. Where did you even get beer from???

Lily: FROM THE CABINET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE.

Sparkles: HOW DID YOU GET UP THERE??

Lily: BATDOG NEVER REVEALS HER SECRETS.

Sparkles: Okay, just sit down, I’ll be right there.

Lily: FEAR THE DRAGON MORTAL!!!

Sparkles: You’re not a dragon!!

Lily: BURNINATOR!!!

Sparkles: STOP THROWING UP!

Don't worry, it was a sip or two from one of those tiny cans. She is totally fine.

Thanks for reading! Chow!


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