Story
Once upon a time, there was a majestic cat. He ruled all of the land of Cat's Walk. He was the softest, cutest, fuzziest cat anyone had ever seen. Everyone was happy under his rule, and the kingdom flourished. His name was King Charlie.
Then one day, a war started between Cat's Walk and their enemy, Camo Deflection. Their leader was named Onix the Pooper. The day started out peaceful, but King Charlie could sense something bad was going to happen. He was indeed that awesome.
King Charlie: What hast brought thou to thy kingdom? (Why are you here)
Onix the Pooper: Thy hast come to thou in order to gain some of thy's tuna. (I want some tuna)
King Charlie: Thou expects thy to give thee some of thy's own tuna? Doesn't thou understand the sacredness of tuna?? (Dude its mine)
Onix the Pooper: Of course thy hast understand. But thy's kingdom is indeed in famine. (But I'm hungry)
King Charlie: Why must thy care about thou's kingdom? What will thou give thy in exchange for thy's delectable tuna? (Why do I care? What's in it for me?)
Onix the Pooper: If thou refuses to share, then thy shall declare war on thou! (If you don't share Imma kill you and yo peeps)
King Charlie: But thy will win! (I'm gonna wope yo butt)
And that was how it began. Cat's Walk VS Camo Deflection. After two years of long, hard battle, Onix the Pooper and his kingdom finally surrendered.
Onix the Pooper: Thou hast nominated thy. Camo Deflection surrenders. (I give up)
King Charlie: Hahahaha thou's kingdom is named Camo Deflection? What hast thou done? Hahaha (Dude you stink at naming)
Onix the Pooper: Camo Deflection is a majestic one! (I thought it was cool...)
King Charlie: Hahahahaha
Onix the Pooper was infuriated by King Charlie laughing at his kingdom's name, but he didn't say anymore. King Charlie took over the kingdom of Camo Deflection and joined the town kingdoms, to make Cat's Walk twice as big. Don't worry, Onix the Pooper still lives in a palace, although his new job is to clean the royal litter box. And they all lived happily ever after. The End.
Pop!
Meow! It's Charlie. That popping noise was the sound of my bubble being burst. Onix isn't cleaning my litter box. :(
I hope you like my story! It took a long time to write. What kind of name is Camo Deflection? It sounds like it is SUPPOSED to be cool, but its not. It makes no sense.
Thanks for reading! Chow!
