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Toilet Drinker

Meow! It's Charlie. Do you like me posting on a schedule or did you prefer when it was just whenever? Leave a comment down below.

Charlie: She’s drinking from the toilet again.

Sparkles: Lily is a dog. Dogs like to do that.

Charlie: Now she wants to lick me.

Sparkles: Again, dogs like to do that.

Charlie: She is trying to lick me with her nasty, smelly, toilet lips.

Sparkles: She likes you.

Charlie: Muzzle the disgusting creature or I’m moving in with the Robins!

Sparkles: They just got a Rottweiler.

Charlie: Poop!!

I thought the Robins were smart but they clearly aren't since they got a dog (if your name is Robin/s I'm so sorry). Thanks for reading! Chow!

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