No Mini Bow

Meow! It's Charlie. So guess what I found in with my toys? A MINI BOW!!!! My owner was going to put it on me and probably take pictures!! Later it mysteriously got so damaged that it couldn't be worn anymore.

Charlie: I found a mini bow with my toys. I hope you don’t think that I’m wearing it.

Sparkles: But it’s so cute!

Charlie: I’ll be teased to death.

Sparkles: You’ll look adorable.

Charlie: Only if my adorable you mean horrendous!

Sparkles: We’ll talk later.

Charlie: Not happening.

5 minutes later…

Charlie: Oh no! Somehow it got peed on, shredded to bits, and is now all over various parts of the house. I think Lily just ate a piece.

Sparkles: Charlie!!

I'm sorry, but I had to! That entire statement is true! Except for the sorry part. But I did have to. Otherwise I could be wearing it right now! The thought terrifies me. Thanks for reading! Chow!