Sandwich Abuser

Meow! It's Charlie. Yesterday I found a unattended sandwich on the counter.

Charlie: There is a roast beef sandwich on the counter.

Sparkles: Get off the counter.

Charlie: You don’t deserve the sandwich. You left it here to die.

Sparkles: I left the room for two seconds to find my headphones. It’s not alive anyways.

Charlie: How could you say that? Now I have to put it down.

Sparkles: Don’t you dare touch my sandwich.

Charlie: What sandwich? I don’t see a sandwich.

Sparkles: YOU ATE MY SANDWICH DIDN’T YOU?!?!?!?

Charlie: Which sandwich? It’s hard to tell really.

Sparkles: UGH.

How could she abuse the poor sandwich like that?!!!? Leaving it to die! I did the right thing. Thanks for reading! Chow!