Death By Breath

Meow! It's Charlie. Happy National Pet Week! Today I'm featuring Lily again!

Charlie: Lily’s breath is horrific!

Charlie:

Sparkles: She’s a dog, what did you expect?

Charlie: I need you to bring home a hazmat suit.

Sparkles: See you tonight Charlie.

Charlie: You will see me, but I won’t see you. You know why? Because I’ll be dead.

Sparkles: Just go to the other side of the house!

Charlie: She follows me!

Sparkles: Then go somewhere she can’t reach, like the porch!

Charlie: It’s all good. I found a spot where she will never be able to reach me. It’s nice and high so I can see everything too.

Sparkles: Get off the counter!!

Charlie: Uh oh….

Sparkles: What???

Charlie: You know those plates that were on the counter?

Sparkles: Yeah?

Charlie: Well, let’s just say they aren’t anymore…..

Sparkles: GET OFF THE COUNTER!!

I know I'm not allowed on the counter, but I had to protect myself! It was a life or death situation! Thanks for reading! Happy National Pet Week! Chow!