Q & A
Meow! Today I am finally going to answer your questions!
@Questions That I Answered Even Though No One Asked (QTAETNOA) -
Did you ever decide on a schedule for posting? - Yes. As of right now I decided to have the post on Wednesdays and Saturdays - Make sure you're here! However, I won't be starting this for a while.
Are you a kibble? - Well, you are what you eat, therefore, yes. Just kidding. I am not.
Do you really not like Onix? - Yes it's true - even with all of my awesomeness sure enough, someone doesn't like me. And by someone I mean most people. And animals. Onix is one of those animals. He always tries to curl up with my owner and steal her from me. One time he stole my lizard! The nerve! We fight pretty often, and right now there are tuffs of our fur all over the house because of that.
Any new animals? - Great question. I already told you about the puppy. I think her name is Jett. I think some new goats came today too. I don't really go down there unless Sparkles is there when she should be feeding me though. I'll check it out. More info to come.
@Random Q&A Questions I Found Online
Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? Under my green blanket. Shhhh.
What is your favorite nickname that only your family calls you? CHUCK NORRIS!!!! Seriously though, Sparkles used to call me that.
Weird body skills? I have a tail. BAM WHAT?!!?!?!?!?
Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Um, a cat....
Would you rather have the power to be invisible or read minds? While both of those are really cool, I would probably rather be invisible - it would make hunting SO much easier. Also, imagine the prank opportunities!
What's the funniest meme you've ever seen? This may not be funny to you, but I think it is hilarious. The longer you stare at it, the funnier it gets! (Sorry I had to make a link but I don't want Sparkles to know I was on her computer so I can't save it) https://www.google.com/search?q=let+me+eat+you+cat&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiwtP33iubLAhUD8CYKHbqLAIMQsAQIHA
@ATBP -
What is your philosophical theory on the earth? I am a cat. *Minds being blown into pieces* I have not seen very much of the world, or even been to school. *Minds blow even more*I think Earth is.....I don't know. The only place I've known? Sorry I couldn't answer that very well.
Life after it? Cat heaven? I am a cat (see above). I have never been to church (hence the whole "cat" thing), though my owner has. The only thing like this that I have learned about was like two years ago my owner told me the Christmas story (you know, the one with the three wise men and baby Jesus - yeah, that one). Maybe there is life after death. Maybe there isn't. I can't really answer this very well.
Also, do you play minecraft? If you do, then you are a very skillful kitty. While I do believe that I am still skillful, I do not play Minecraft. I have watched my owner play it a few times, but I perfer not to be there because there is usually lots of talking and or yelling. It also would be hard because of, again, the whole cat thing. And not having thumbs.
And if you do play minecraft, do you relate to ocelots? I can't relate to ocelots very much because I'm much cuter and smarter. For example, while I'm over here blogging, they are getting stuck in walls.
Another question, what is the weirdest thing you do? I guess my weirdest "habbit" would be when I'm happy and comfy I start to kneed on blankets. All cats do that right? Well, the weird part about this is that I don't just kneed, I also suck on the blanket. Luckily, I have a kind owner who understands, so she gave me my own blanket on her bed.
And last one, do you drink milk? I do not have the chance, since I am only fed kibbles and cat treats, but if I was maybe. Obviously I did when I was a kitten.
Wow, that was a lot longer than I thought it was going to be. If you want a part 2, then leave a comment down below! Please don't feel like you don't need to or shouldn't comment, because the comment box if there for everyone! You matter! (So much motivation!) All you have to do is write your comment and put in a name - and it doesn't even have to be your real name!
Thanks for reading! Please comment, it means a lot to me. Chow!
